The Prelude

Eric said:
Everyone at some point in their lives find themselves at a crossroads. 
It could be to take a new job or not, to make a move to another
state, etc.  I find myself at one such crossroad:

Should I get a airbrushed front license plate for my car or not?

I have made my decision:  Yes. I must get one.

I am now in a predicament.  What will this license plate say ("Eric &
Heather 4ever", "no I will not fix your computer", "Born to Compute")?
 What clever image will it have on it (a cobra, the confederate flag,
the possibilities here are endless)?

In any case, I am in a whirlwind of confusion as to this all-important
issue.  I therefore call on the comic genius of you, my wonderful
friends.  I'm looking for good ideas, original ideas, and laugh till'
you cry ideas.  Remember, the fate of the real estate of the front of
my car is at stake.  Don't take for granted the power you have.  With
great power comes great responsibility to come up with a good idea.
Ideas in text, or even prototype designs made in mspaint.exe are
willingly accepted.

Oh, and I almost forgot.  Whoever comes up with the idea I choose for
my car, and I do in fact follow-thru and find somewhere to get it
made, and mount it on my car... wins a free dinner, on me!  But much
more importantly... you'll be able to say "Yeah... I did something
good.  I changed a life."  Well... maybe not a life, but more like a 7
by 12 inch space on some car.

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